Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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CHAPTER XVIII. IN WHICH THE SPIRITS VISIT A MODERN PHARMACY, AND PAULUS ANDROCYDES DISCOVERS THAT THE LABEL ON A BOTTLE IS NO SURE INDICATION OF THE CONTENTS. HE brilliantly lighted shop, in front of which the spirits paused, stood on a prominent street corner, and was half surrounded by immense plate-glass windows, adorned with curious shaped flagons containing green, yellow, purple, and red fluids of mysterious composition. In these windows were also show-cases filled with perfumery, toilet powder, hair brushes, combs, soap, tobacco, and cigars; while hung around, for additional decorative purposes, were many cheap colored, flashy advertisements, conceived in the style of the modern French classical school, that served to attract the attention of the honest citizen. One of these pictures represented Venus before a modern dress- ing bureau, combing her long, wavy tresses, on which was printed " Use Madame Tonsorial's Hair Restorer." Another chromo exhibited a portrait of Ajax defying the bilious lightning by covering his liver with a non-con- ducting magnetic pad. There were other similar signs too numerous to mention. " This is our modern drug-store," said Paulus Andro- cydes, proudly. " Methinks you had nothing like it in ancient Egypt." " You are right," answered Athothis, with a humorous twinkle in his spiritual orbs. " Our physicians com-