Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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and the students who sing his praises through the rural districts; for he alone hath learning, skill, large experi- ence, and charity. You ask if I desire to break up your colleges ? I answer : I have no such laudable ambition, and my time on earth is too limited to undertake such a herculean task. Medical educational institutions are to be desired, but not in connection with private corpora- tions, that use public charities to cover their own de- fects. I extol those humane doctors who make daily visits to the wards of hospitals that are unconnected with clinical teaching; such men work for the love of humanity, not for self-glory or personal advertise- ment." " This is most damnable doctrine to preach! " said Paulus Androcydes savagely; " and I am happy you are not a mortal; for, if you were, you would be flayed alive for such vile heresy. Know that it is easier to tear down than to build up. But, see, they are bringing in another patient." " Let us go ! " responded Athothis. " We can learn nothing from Professor Borborygmus. Come ! " And as this last word echoed spiritually, the Egyptian and Paulus Androcydes floated out into the air through the mouth of a gigantic smoke-stack, and were wafted by a passing breeze to the country, among green fields and babbling brooks. 9