Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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CHAPTER XIV. PAULUS ANDROCYDES BEHOLDS THE WONDERS OF THE MODERN MEDICAL LABORATORY, AND ATHOTHIS INSISTS THAT THE TRIBE OF MORTAL FOOLS, INSTEAD OF BECOMING EXTINCT, HAS MULTIPLIED. SCENT the odor of medicine!" cried Atho- this, as the two spirits spun through the air. " Ah ! here is a place of safety." And these words had scarcely fallen from his spiritual lips, than they passed into a magnificent stone-front building. " What have we here ?" demanded Paulus Androcydes, glancing about in intense curiosity. " I should judge we are in a modern medical labora- tory," replied Athothis. "And observing the enor- mous tanks and retorts, filled with strange mixtures, I am led to believe that the owner of this mammoth estab- lishment hath an immense number of patients. There are enough tinctures, extracts, elixirs, syrups, and pills to slay an army. This is the wholesale medical com- pounding business." " Great heavens !" exclaimed Paulus Androcydes, in alarm. " Have we escaped the dangers of green-apple pie in order to undergo the perils of patent medicine ? Quick ! my Egyptian friend ! Let us fly from this den of knavish quacks; for should my professional confreres learn that I have merely visited here, I should probably be expelled from the Philautian Medical Society, of which I am, at present, an honorable member."