Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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tleman of no mean medical ability, and hath much culture, for he reads many interesting papers before the Philau- tian Medical Society, among which may be mentioned: ' The Musical Qualities of the Umbilical Chord,' ' Notes on the Sphincter,' ' Essay on the Drum of the Ear,' ' Maladies of the Digestive Organs,' etc. Yes, Sym- phony is a man of genius, and is rapidly accumulating a fortune." " Enough ! " cried Athothis. " Let me hear no more or you will next convince me that modern medicine is the science of deceiving the public. So you acknowledge that success in the healing art requires neither wisdom nor honesty ?" " I admit that medicine, like all other trades, hath its tricks," replied Paulus Androcydes. " But, see that gathering of doctors' carriages opposite the brown-stone front below! Let us descend and enter, as some impor- tant operation is about to be performed. Come ! " So saying, the two spirits dropped down a high chimney, alighting in the parlor of a wealthy merchant.