Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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master that his failure to send me a Jewish doctor means war between France and Spain. Tell the knave that I have multitudes of Christian leeches in my kingdom and to spare, but I desired a Jew, for to my mind a Jew has more learning, acuteness, and common sense than a Christian. Go !' " Then King Francis sent to Constantinople and ob- tained the loan of an extremely wise Israelite physician, who threw the Christian drugs out of the palace window, told the king he ate and drank too much, and finally " " Cured him? " interrupted Paulus Androcydes, spite- fully. "Yes!" responded Athothis. " The Jew cured his Royal patient with asses milk." " Enough ! " cried Paulus Androcydes, in a bad spirit- ual humor. " The king must have gone back to the breast that first nourished him. Yet, changing the subject and returning to our original discourse, I am willing to admit that circumcision has latterly conferred a boon on humanity." " How is that ? " inquired the innocent Athothis. " We use the remnants of the operation for skin graft- ing," answered Paulus Androcydes. Whereat, Athothis passed out of the widow, with a smile on his Egyptian face.