Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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" What! " cried Paulus Androcydes, in amazement. " Can it be that the patient will die ? Indigestion rarely kills." " But medicine often does," replied Athothis, dryly. " My prognosis is, crape on the front door-knob in twenty- four hours. For, when three consulting physicians diag- nose as many different diseases, and prescribe morphia, hot baths, lithia, strychnia, and quinine, poor humanity must needs order a shroud and prepare for the grave." " Let me stay this cruel work!" exclaimed Paulus Androcydes, excitedly, darting forward and endeavoring to tear the instrument from Doctor Killem's hands. Whereat, Athothis laughed at the impotence of the spiritual attempt, and remarked: " Come ! no violence, if you please. Recollect that you are powerless at pres- ent. Besides, the patient's fate is already sealed, and his name is inscribed on the scroll of the silent passers away, on the records of Osiris. Look! Doctor Killem has already inserted another dose of his poison." Even as he made this remark, the deadly needle was withdrawn from the sick man's arm, and he calmly slept on, apparently unmindful of the operation. " He dreams sweet dreams of his youth and loving mother," continued the Egyptian. "Away ! " The first beams of glorious sunlight were peeping in at the windows, and again the spirits gently floated through the ambient ether. 5