Athothis : a satire on modern medicine / by Thomas C. Minor.

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CHAPTER XV. ATHOTHIS SNEERS AT THE GERM THEORY, AND AROUSES THE ANGER OF PAULUS ANDROCYDES, WHO CONTENDS FOR THE MODERN OPINION. THERE goes Doctor Slasher!" exclaimed Paulus Androcydes, as the two spirits floated across a broad avenue. " See his magnifi- cent equipage as it stops in front of the Hotel Nicholas. Professor Slasher is one of the most prominent of modern surgeons, and lectures in the medical college of Utopia. He has ligated the aorta, excised the cerebrum, removed the liver, trimmed the semi-lunar valves, and stretched the pneumogastric nerve. He was the first operator to cut out the stomach, kidneys, and bladder. His reputation is wide-spread, and has already brought him numerous patients from abroad." " Are his operations usually successful ? Does he remove the patient, as well as morbid viscera ?" de- manded Athothis. " I must admit!" answered Paulus Androcydes, after a few seconds hesitation, " that the subjects of these capital surgical manipulations usually require the after- assistance of an undertaker, and are wont to seek the quiet seclusion of the churchyard. Nevertheless, his cases, at best, are hopeless." " In other words, he has built his reputation on the dead," retorted Athothis. "And his epitaph to fame is